Monday, February 23, 2009

Shelby the Cock Sucker


Collective fear stimulates herd instinct, and tends to produce ferocity toward those who are not regarded as members of the herd. Bertrand Russell

Well, Alabama Senator Shelby has once again brought national attention to our fair state. Was it one the few rare things that Alabamians can be proud of? Perhaps something along the line that our state is the one that built the spacecraft that successfully took men to a celestial body and back? The only place in the whole fucking world that can make that claim?

Alas no. In true repugnant Republican tradition, he played the racist fear card. Stoking up the retarded country crackers over fucking bullshit.

The Cullman Times, the uninformative fish wrap in the heart of Cullman County has an article with the bastard stoking the honkies up against Obamas Stimulus Bill at the All Steak Restaurant. A greasy spoon known more for its red necks than the red meat it regularly over cooks in its kitchen.

The birdcage liner reports that a local rube asked him if there is any truth to the right wing horseshit rumor that Obama may not be an American citizen.

Being the apt politician that he is, Shelby jumped at the chance to stoke the flames of fear.

Instead of smacking the stupid asshole on the back of the head for wasting time asking such stupid shit, he said this:
“Well his father was Kenyan and they said he was born in Hawaii, but I haven’t seen any birth certificate,” Shelby said. “You have to be born in America to be president.”
In typical right wing fucktard tradition, Shelby was quick to point out to the crackers that Obama dad was born in Kenya, but left out the part that his mother was born in Kansas, about as American as someone can be.
He also saw fit to elucidate that you have to be born in America to be president and that he hasn’t seen his birth certificate.

What a sorry piece of shit. Shelby is not stupid. He knows perfectly well that Obama is an American born in Hawaii and the birth certificate has been produced and verified, but saying that would not stoke up the children of the KKK into a fear frenzy.

Keeping the dimbulbs in an unending fear of niggers, he keeps them from thinking clearly about their own economic woes. If for some reason the sheep lose their fear, they may start thinking clearly, and he can’t have that. Good grief, they may start thinking that feeding their families, paying bills, and having a livable wage is more important than hating niggers! If they do that, they may vote Democrat the next election. Shelby has to take care of his true base: the millionaires. God forbid they lose their tax cuts!

Back in the 90s, I was so furious when the bastard turned traitor right after we re-elected him to the Senate as a Democrat.
His joining the Repugs verified that he only pretended to be for the working class. I am glad he left.

Don’t try to come back to us either, Shelby, you cock sucker. Fuck you and fuck all that you stand for.

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