Juan, Two, Three, Four

No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. ~from a popular Bronze Age Fairy Tale

Juan, two, three, four...
Who's the new media whore?

I really had no desire to write about that idiot Juan Williams and him getting fired from NPR, but fuck me, if that isn't all everyone is talking about.
Choking back bile as I listened to him whine this morning about how he got fucked over was bad enough, then the Fucktard Punditry started up calling for the government to shut down NPR and other dumbass shit.
Of course fuck-head Newt Gingrich and the smarmy cunt Sarah Palin were all aghast over Juan's firing. “At a time when our country is dangerously in debt and looking for areas of federal spending to cut, I think we’ve found a good candidate for defunding. National Public Radio is a public institution that directly or indirectly exists because the taxpayers fund it. And what do we, the taxpayers, get for this? We get to witness Juan Williams being fired from NPR for merely speaking frankly about the very real threat this country faces from radical Islam”, blabbered the swim suit model.
The problem, Sarah, is that Juan evidently broke company policy. And from what I understand, it wasn't the first time.
In case you, Dear Reader, have been living in the Chilean mine and have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, Juan Williams; NPR moderate and Fox “News” liberal got on Bill O'Really?s cable TV show on Fox “News” and admitted to filling his pants whenever he saw a Muslim wearing a rag on his head at the airport.
Actually, this is really what he said:
“I mean, look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of books I've written about the Civil Rights movement in this country,'' Williams, 56, said. ``But when I get on a plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.''
Couple things wrong with that statement, violating NPR policy not withstanding; first of all, you don't say “I'm not a bigot, BUT”. You just called yourself a bigot by saying that, Dumbass.
Second, the fucking 9-11 hijackers weren't wearing Muslim garb. They were wearing regular fucking clothes and trying to blend in.
So, Juan, if you see a Muslim sticking out in a crowd, you are probably ok. He obviously ain't trying to sneak up and kill your dumb ass.
While, I'm still not sure if he deserves to be fired for saying that, I can certainly understand how NPR would like for its people to not act like goddam scardy cat bigots on the record.
Funny how last week your average conservatard wouldn't piss in Juan Williams mouth if his fucking tongue was on fire, now he's their goddam hero.
Where were they when NPR told their employees they couldn't attend the John Stewart rally in D.C.? How come they weren't all up in arms over that? Remember when Helen Thomas got fired for her stupid fucking statement about the Jews? How many of the Conservative Coalition came to her defense then? You guessed it. ZE-FUCKING-RO.
Juan Williams, however, came out smelling like a petunia on this though. He signed a multi-million dollar contract with Fox “News” where he will be allowed to talk all about how much he turns into a fucking pussy at the site of a foreigner without getting into trouble.
Plus, now he can attend John Stewart's rally if he wants too.
Good luck at Fox, Juan. They like black folks over there.