Fuck Rush Limbaugh

A great song dedicated to the Leader of the Republican Party, The Portly Porker, Tea Party favorite, drug addict, draft dodger, and all time number one douche bag of the decade: Rush Limbaugh.

Of Democrats and Ducks.

Last night I was at my neighborhood pub, enjoying a few cold one with some friends, when I heard two of the guys I was sitting with mention something to each other about the "Democrats that just came in".
These guys had been giddy as school girls at a Justin Bieber concert about the Scott Walker recall attempt failing, so I thought it was some more of that shit.
Having been fucked with enough about that, I ignored them.
A few minutes later, they said it again. This time, my curiosity got the best of me and I asked them what the fuck they were talking about.
One of the guys nodded in the direction of a group of black patrons and said, "Those Democrats."
"What about them?", I asked. "And why the fuck are you calling them Democrats?"
Now I know as well as anyone that if an African-American is of a political mindset, they are more than likely gonna be leaning to the Democratic Party, but it still didn't make sense why they were referring to them that way. (If I had thought about it and hadn't spent the last two hours drinking I would have known without asking)
"We gotta be careful of what we say", said one of them. "Obviously we can't say what they really are out loud."
Not wanting to get into another argument with them, I just rolled my eyes and resumed my conversation with the friend sitting to my other side.
Later at home I started thinking about it though.
That made me think of a guy I know, named "Duck".
Obviously Duck isn't his real name, but he must have liked the moniker as that is what he referred and introduced himself to others as.
Anyway, Duck is one of the most openly racist fuckers I have ever known in my life. Especially when he has had a few beers on his belly.
He has been banned from just about every drinking hole on the north side of the Rocket City, a badge that he wears with pride. (I think, however, that the reason he gets banned is because he doesn't believe in tipping the wait staff or the bartender)
I only know the guy from the local pub establishments and never have done anything with him, but he did seem to cotton up to me for some reason or other. And it is hard to believe, but the guy is a pretty cool person on most things.
He is a skilled craftsman, he works hard has a carpenter in the construction business, something that is always going on in this area.
Shake hands with him and you can't help but notice that he has the heavily calloused palms of a man that isn't afraid of work.
But he is a piece of shit racist. Plain and simple.
I seen him storm out of a bar, leaving a freshly poured beer behind, because a white girl came in with a black man.
Unlike my friends I mentioned above, he doesn't call blacks Democrats. He calls them exactly as he thinks of them, and is not afraid to use the word in front of them, or anyone else.
I am surprised that he hasn't gotten himself a good old fashioned ass kicking, but maybe most people are afraid of him, or maybe they think he just isn't worth the trouble.
As horrid as the man is, at least you got to hand it to him for not being a pussy.
My other friends are probably just as racist as he is, but are way to frightened to be themselves in public.
These friends are good people. Both are engineers, one is active in his church and community. Professional and normally well mannered racists.
My thoughts are; which is worse? Duck, or the pussies?
And they are pussies. I only regret that I didn't take the opportunity to call them that last night.
I think I have come to the conclusion that they are worse than Duck. As bad as a racist is, a pussy cowardly racist is worse.
Racism is alive and well here in north Alabama. I have lived here all my life and I see it everyday. And I don't think that it is going away anytime soon.
I imagine some people reading this from a more progressive area might be a little shocked that bigotry and hate is still so open here.
But it is. And thanks to A.M. hate radio, Fox "News", and the Teabaggers, they have learned to keep it in the open. They just can't say "nigger" in public anymore like they would like to do. Well, people like Duck still do, but the rest are to scared to.
Much like my friends "Democrats" code word, they have substituted the word "nigger" when describing President Obama to Socialist, Kenyan, Commie, Nazi, or scores of other words. All done with a knowingly wink and a nod.
While the "Ducks" in the world are fewer, the cowardly version is rampant. They may have to whisper their racist jokes and use codes, when in public, but they are there.
And they are happy to let the Ducks scream at minorities and hold up misspelled signs at Tea Party rallies while pretending they aren't like that.
But I know the truth. So do they. So do you.
Let's quit pretending.
Racism is here. Yeah, most are old fuckers that will be dead soon, but many aren't.
It is very unlikely that I will live to see the south emerge from this backwards ass stupidity.
However, to any of my right leaning Alabama friends reading this, take note.
I ain't gonna just roll my eyes at your Fox "News" inspired politically correct bigotry anymore.
Say it in front of me, and I am gonna call you what you are. You already know you are a racist, so no reason to point out the obvious. But I will call you what you don't think you are: a fucking pussy.

Squealing Pig, Crouching Shitbag.

Drug addled, draft dodger Rush Limbaugh recently got himself into some hot water over some remarks he made about a female Georgetown student on his pig squeakfest radio show.
As someone who hates women and has obviously no idea what the fuck it is he is talking about when it comes to biology, Rush ranted, among other vile things, that he wanted the student to post videos of herself having sex online so he could watch them.
Granted Pigboy has given a somewhat tepid apology for his remarks while saying he was tricked into making them by President Obama and the Democrats. Like most millionare white male Republicans, he is always the victim.
I have listened to his A.M. hatefest off and on for almost 2 decades, and in all of that time I have never heard anything that makes me think that Limbaugh likes girls in any manner, let alone wants to have sex with them.
His statements that the girl is a slut because she wanted to take contraceptive medication every day obviously meant she was having sex every day, shows that Limbaugh was so disinterested in girls while in school that he never paid the least bit attention in biology class. (I never paid attention in school either but somehow I found out that the pill works differently than the way Rush's Viagra does when it comes to sex.)
Rush wouldn't want to watch a video of a young lady having sex for the same reason most men would, he would would watch it for the disgust facctor, using the opportunity to make disgusting jokes and revel in being repulsed.
What puzzles me, and I imagine it puzzles the vile pig man too, is how come this was what it took to spark a national outrage and advertiser boycott of his sponsers? He has said much worse things in the past about women, underage girls, minorities, veterans , the poor, etc. without ever getting into trouble.
Back in the mid to late 90s, a homeless mans death made national news. He was a decorated combat veteran who served during the VIetnam War. I can't recall which branch of the military he was in, but I assume it was either the Army or the Marines.
Like many of the guys who came back from that war, this fellow had a hard time adjusting to civilian life and sank into the madness of mental disease. Living on the streets, homeless he sought shelter in a dumpster in some back alley. He was crushed to death when the truck came to empty it during the night.
The vulgar stack of pig shit and sewage known as Rush Limbaugh devoted most of his show making fun of the man. The man who had served his country valiantly in a war that Limbaugh was able to dodge the draft from, became fodder for his hate filled jokes.
Repulsed and disgusted at Limbaugh, I naively assumed that their would be some backlash from his vile statements by the V.A. or other armed service organizations, afterall he was broadcasted on Armed Forces radio everday. Nothing happened.
Around the same time, Pigman called, the then 12 year old, Chelsea Clinton the "White House Dog". Surely, I thought, even the most ardent and staunch conservative wouldn't condone attacking a young girl like that. Silence from the Right.
Year after year, the putrid porker got away with his vile attacks on people whose only crime was being in existance.
Now it seems that it finally has caught up with him, but lets be honest to ourselves. Even if by some miracle, Limbaugh is forced off the air, he is already one of the richest men in America. He will never really pay for his vilifying of verterans, minorities, and women. Karma is only a myth.
I doubt seriously that the disgusting bastard will go anywhere. His ratings are up, and he will find someone to fill the holes left by the fleeing advertisers.
Their will always be a market for hate, and no one is better at delivering it than Rush Limbaugh.
Women will always be defending themselves against social conservatives who wish to take their rights away, giving Pig Breath the material he needs to make fun of.
A whole new generation of combat veterans will be coming home after the Iraq and Afghanistan wars and will be coping with adjusting to civilian life. Unfortunately, many will not be able to do so easily. With the Republicans staunch opposition to funding for such things to help them cope, we will see many of them slide into poverty and homelessness. Some will die from the conditions.
Somewhere a disgusting pigman is squealing in delight at the thought of the show he will be airing.