Well, it looks like the fighting 777th division is gearing up for the War on Christmas again.
Every fucking year, around Thanksgiving, a bunch of idiots whip themselves in a frenzy on some perceived movement to remove the Baby Jesus from their Christmas Season.
Goaded on by assholes like Bill O'Reilly or other Fox “News” and A.M. Hate Radio personalities, these poor dimwits imagine that the atheists are conspiring with corporations and the government to make their shopping experience something less than Holy.
Jumping into the fray are the Religious Right, a loathsome bunch of self-righteous and holier-than-thou shitheads, who organize stupid ass campaigns to boycott business who say Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas.
I've heard these same fuck heads, all my life, scream and wail about the commercialization of the birth of Jesus, and now that some businesses seem to back away from exploiting a mythical birth and make the shopping thing more secular, the Jesus freaks shriek even louder.
So which is it, Holy Crusader? Do you want your Baby God selling the new X-Box game or not?
And really, what the fuck difference does it make?
This just proves the point I have said many times before; CHRISTIANS HAVE TO BE VICTIMS. Never mind they have basically been running America since its inception over two fucking centuries ago.
They JUST AIN'T FUCKING HAPPY unless they can feel like they are being picked on.
Why is that?
Why do they feel like if they are not ramming their Bronze Age fairy tale down everyones fucking throat, they are being discriminated against?
I will tell you why. It is just like a 9 year old kid that has figured out that their ain't a Santa Claus, but he damn sure ain't gonna admit it because Christmas is just a few fucking days away and, by God, he wants that new PlayStation.
They know that the whole talking snake thing is bullshit.
They know virgins can't have babies.
They know men can't walk on water any more than they can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
But, just like the 9 year old kid, they ain't gonna say shit. Because then they would have to admit they are wrong, and they have been duped by a silly ass superstition and are just as big of suckers as suicide bombers and Tom Cruise.
Then they could no longer feel superior while at the same time playing the victim. And that would be Communism. Or something.
Happy Mother-Fucking Holidays.
Since your not claiming any religious belief. I don't see how you get to decide the "let me tell you why" for people who do claim religion. Just my thoughts is all.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter to me if you say Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, as long as you smile and seem to enjoy your own words. After all, that is what freedom of speach is all about.
To each their own.
Dear anonymous. That is basically what I am saying, with just more cuss words.
ReplyDeleteI just find the hypocrisy of idiots like Bill O'Reilly, and the rest of the "War on Xmas" crowd irritating.
Their is no War on Xmas.
Christians aren't the only ones who blow their paychecks this time of year. That is why business try to include everyone is a simple holiday greeting.
A few years ago, Christians were lamenting the fact that the birth of Jesus was being exploited.
Now they want more of it.