This edition of Asshole of the Week goes to “Al from Dadeville”.
This piece of shit saw fit to poison the Toomer Trees at the Auburn University after the Alabama Crimson Tide lost to Auburn this past season.
The motherfucker identified himself as Al from Dadeville when he called into the Paul Finebaum radio show to brag about his deed.
These trees are estimated to be around 130 fucking years old.
Think about that.
130 years ago was 1881. Chester A. Arthur was president then. He became president following the assassination of James Garfield.
The trees were already pretty good size when the Spanish American War broke out.
They were there through World War I, World War II, Suffrage, the Civil Rights Movement, the Space Race, and many other events that I can't even fucking think of right now.
They were here all that time, just to be poisoned by some asshole Alabama fan.
What the fuck is wrong with people? How can anyone have that much hatred for a rival school to do something like this?
I am a die hard Roll Tide fan and always will be. This bastard does not speak for me or anyone else. Anybody at the University of Alabama that knows who did this should turn him in immediately.
I hope criminal and civil charges are brought up on this bastard and the courts make a goddam example out of him.
This bastard is pussy and a coward. He doesn't deserve to any national attention other than his fucking trial.
Auburn University said they will do everything they can to save the trees, but the outlook is bleak. The poison he used evidently is made to kill trees and he dosed the fuck out of the ground around them.
I hope resulting litigation bankrupts his ass and he has no choice but to seek employment in the lumber industry. Make him bust his ass day in and day out for the rest of his miserable life.