Wednesday, August 26, 2009

R.I.P. Ted Kennedy

I woke up this morning to the bad news of Senator Edward M. Kennedy passing during the night.
His unapologetic liberal views made him a hero to the working class. He will be missed.
Let's quietly endure the inevitable Chappaquidik snark from right-wing fucktards that will be premating the information spectrum over the next few days and focus on honoring his dedication to helping those of lesser means to be able to live in dignity.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Sweet Jesus on a T-Rex!

Hey folks, Spacetrucker here with yet more examples of fucktardary from the religiously insane knuckleheads in our country.
I have no kids of my own, (thank you Jeebus) but that doesn't mean I don't see and recognize children being driven into the bleak world of insanity by their fucktard parents.
Watch this video. This is insanity. Poor fucking kids. Some will escape this silliness, others will be drawn deeper into that darkness of superstition.
Obviously, you have to start the brain washing early or else it is not as likely to take,

Friday, August 21, 2009

New Trailer For Michael Moore's CAPITALISM: A LOVE STORY

This looks like this will be good. Can't wait.

Nazis Numbskulls & Nationalism

Hey folks, SpaceTrucker here.
I have been watching some of the fucktard videos on the YouTube.
Sweet Jeebus, I don't think the internet is big enough to hold the stupid that some of these assholes are saying.
One thing they have all jumped on lately is comparing the president with Hitler and the Nazis.
Now I know we on the left did the same thing to the Baby Bush Bastard during his reign of terror, but it was mostly tongue in cheek despite some connections to the Nazis. I.E. the Bush Bastards family fortune got started with Prescott Bush dealings with Hitler. A practice that continued AFTER the U.S. declared war on Germany. A crime that many people would consider treason.
Prescott was busted for it, but recieved only a slap on the wrist.
Yeah, I know you Bush apologists are weeping about the whole "Sins of the Father" is unfair and you are probably right.
However comparing the Dems and liberals to the Nazis is absurd.
Let me point some stuff out. Feel free to try debunk me if you dare.
Below is a list of SOME of the ideologies attributed to the Nazis.
Read them and tell me which party it sounds like the most:

1. Stong Patriotism and Nationalism (my country right or wrong)

2. Uber anti-immigration policies and practices.

3. Support of preemptive military action.

4. Militantly anti homosexual

5. Rabidly anti socialist and communist

6. Proud displaying of flag and party symbols. (flag pins, ect)

7. Unwavering support of the leader.

8. Criminal prosecution against flag desecration.

9. Book burnings and other objections to artists and creative endeavours that are not align in the party belief.
I can go on, and I may come back and put more examples in.
The thing is, the Conservatives resemble the ideology of the Nazis more than liberals ever have.
The fucktardary of comparing a desire to make sure that those with the least in our society can have medical care with those actions of the Third Reich is beyond description.
If you really believe that nonsense, you are beyond help. You should just find you a cave somewhere and stock up on bottled water, bullets and bibles.
Those of you who know it isn't true, yet espouse the lie anyway, shame on you and fuck you too.
SpaceTrucker out...

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Gotta Love Barney Frank

In the 8 Bush years that all America endured, I really didn’t appreciate what a bunch of looney-toons we have crawling around out there. We now have a President who can give a speech without 75 percent of the public left scratching their heads, wondering “where did he come up with that!” Just when I was breathing an enormous sigh of relief on the leadership issue, here come the wingnut fringes, funded by the health insurance lobby, toting their rifles, spewing forth rhetoric spoon fed them by conservative talk show hosts, and making the country look bad again. Damn, didn't Bush do enough! So for all the tea baggers, birthers, town hall health care protestors, fear mongers and racists, Barney Frank says it best. "On what planet do you spend most of your time?"

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Prince of Darkness Bastard Finally Dies

I heard a loud WHUMP sound in the distance a while ago.
Seeing as I am on a military base I assumed it was just another Army or NASA test going on.
However upon hearing the recent news break, I am inclined to think it was that sorry piece of shit Robert Novak hitting Hell wide fucking open.
Seriously. It is times like this, when evil fuckers die, that I wish there was a Hell for them to go to.
Fuck you Robert Novak. I hope I get a chance to recycle a Sam Adams on your grave. Bastard.
Spacetrucker out...

Monday, August 17, 2009

Michael Vick is a Dick

Ok, that subject is nothing new. We all know that Vick is a cock sucking piece of shit that we wouldn't piss on if he was on fire.
As a dog lover I guess I was just as disgusted by what he was doing a much as anybody could be.
That being said, maybe something good will come out of it. Lots of people weren't aware of the dog fighting that goes on in America.
Hopefully the outrage will give the other bastards who are abusing animals pause. I doubt it, but who knows?
As far as Vick goes, personaly I wish the bastard would get run over and castrated by an out of control dog catcher truck.
But we have given worse assholes a second chance so I guess he deserves one too. The fucker.
It would be terrible if all the Eagles fans practiced "battery night" on the first night he played. Pummeling someone, even a fucker like Vick, with hundreds of camera batteries at the same time would be wrong. I am just saying.
Spacetrucker... Out

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Fright Night Film Fest

Hey folks, Spacetrucker here riding shotgun back to the Rocket City.
We had a blast at the film festival. I destroyed many brain cells as I watched the cheesy ass uber low-budget productions because the booze flowed like wine.
Anyway bouncing along in the truck at 70 mph typing on a cell phone ain't the most productive way of blogging so I am cutting it short.
P.S. that lady in the pic is Sybil Danning star of may horror movies. Rode the elevator up with her.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Brain Damage in Kentucky

Hey folks. Spacetrucker here on the road to Louisville Ky.
Shortly after crossing the Kentucky border the non helmeted bikers were visble as there is no helmet laws in this state.
Judging from that pic, there is no dim wit laws either. Although I have to admit that the goggles on the dogs are pretty cool.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Death Panels and Dim Wits

Hey folks, Spacetrucker here.
I have been slacking on my blogging and I really hope to get back in the swing of things.
As we watch the right wing disintegrate before our eyes on Fox "News" and the internets, we on the side of the aisle that embraces logic and reason can't help but laugh at the silliness and childishness of the Republicans and Social Conservatives.
Right wing idiots tweet and rant about Death Panels and birth certificates and supposedly legit news sources cover them as if it was actual newsworthy material.
I have been having fun laughing at the assholes, but just like with the Swift Boat ads against John Kerry, the nuts are actually gaining ground.
The bastards will swarm into a town hall meeting, goaded on by AM hate radio and Fox "News" commentators and exercise their twisted views of freedom of speech by shouting down the speakers and disrupting the meeting.
Surely the Senators and Legislatures don't think that these loud mouth lunatics shrieking about Death Panels and Gods final judgment is what most of Americans think. They are the fringe. They just get the airtime because some weirdo celebrity hasn't died.
One fucktard actually bellowed out, KEEP YOUR GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY MEDICARE!
That led me to an idea. Perhaps we should join the crowd and bellow out retarded bullshit. Pretend we are birthers and tea baggers.
There is a whole shitload of numb-skull shit we could holler out. Later maybe if can be interviewed by the news, We will make sure we have our guns strapped to our thighs in real cowboy style.
The truth is, I am just a clown that likes, not only to make people laugh, but to point and laugh at other stupid fuckers who deserve nothing but our contempt.
I know I need to take these assholes more seriously, because it is these fringe dicks that assassinate gynecologists and blow up federal buildings.
This video by Keith Olbermann tells the dangers of these assholes better than I ever could if I had a decade to try. I don't expect any fucktard to watch it, logic and truth makes their heads hurt.
But, if you agree with Keith, spread it far and wide.
Spacetrucker out...