Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Fuck You Mitch McConnell


Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell in a rare moment of honesty announced, "The single most important thing we want to achieve (if they win congress November 2nd) is for President Obama to be a one-term president."
No one should be surprised that this is the goal of the right-wing fuckers. I never believed for a moment that Republicans have ever had the nations best interest in mind and I'm just a stupid country boy from North Alabama. So how come these college educated politicians were fooled?
From the outset, the Republican cock suckers have only obstructed any thing that Obama has tried, or even hinted at, doing. If I'm wrong, post something in the comment section below proving that they worked with Obama and the Democrats on an issue of substance. Make me eat my words. I won't hold my breath.
If they manage to win back congress, look for non stop investigations, probable impeachment hearings, and lies and distortions that will make the witch hunt on the Clintons look like an afternoon in the park.
Hopefully this will be a wake up call for Obama to finally stop trying to work with these bastards.
What the fuck did he really think? That racist social conservatives can be reasoned with? He would have more luck reasoning with a goddam copperhead.
There is not one iota of redeeming quality in the current Republican Party. Their only agenda is to stay in office at any cost, give the treasury to the millionaires and billionaires, destroy the social safety net as we know it, wave the fucking confederate flag at Teabagger rallies, tell nigger jokes behind closed doors and cornhole their pages.
Fuck you Mitch McConnell. It is people like you that makes me wish their really was a Hell. Fuck you and fuck your right-wing colleagues.
We got news for you, Fucker. We ain't gonna let you take the country back. We are gonna move it forward, even if it means dragging racist, obstructionist assholes like you kicking and screaming with it.

Monday, October 25, 2010

36 Things You'll Never Hear a Teabagger Say


1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"
2. "Duct tape won't fix that."
3. "Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken."
4. "We don't keep firearms in this house."
5. "You can't feed that to the dog."
6. "I thought Graceland was tacky."
7. "No kids in the back of the pick-up...it's not safe."
8. "Professional wresslin's fake."
9. "Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?"
10. "We're vegetarians."
11. "Do you think my hair is too big?"
12. "I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy."
13. "Honey, these bonsai trees need watering."
14. "I don't understand the appeal of NASCAR."
15. "Give me the small bag of pork rinds."
16. "Deer heads detract from the decor."
17. "Spitting is such a nasty habit."
18. "I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today."
19. "Trim the fat off that steak."
20. "Cappuccino tastes better than espresso."
21. "The tires on that truck are too big."
22. "I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad."
23. "I've got it all on a USB stick."
24. "Unsweetened tea tastes better."
25. "Would you like your fish poached or broiled?"
26. "My fiancée is registered at Tiffany's."
27. "I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl."
28. "She's too old to be wearing that bikini."
29. "Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?"
30. "Hey, here's an episode of Hee Haw that we haven't seen."
31. "I don't have a favorite college football team."
32. "Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side."
33. "I believe you cooked those green beans too long."
34. "Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla."
35. "Elvis who?"
36. "Checkmate"

Friday, October 22, 2010

Juan, Two, Three, Four


No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. ~from a popular Bronze Age Fairy Tale

Juan, two, three, four...
Who's the new media whore?

I really had no desire to write about that idiot Juan Williams and him getting fired from NPR, but fuck me, if that isn't all everyone is talking about.
Choking back bile as I listened to him whine this morning about how he got fucked over was bad enough, then the Fucktard Punditry started up calling for the government to shut down NPR and other dumbass shit.
Of course fuck-head Newt Gingrich and the smarmy cunt Sarah Palin were all aghast over Juan's firing. “At a time when our country is dangerously in debt and looking for areas of federal spending to cut, I think we’ve found a good candidate for defunding. National Public Radio is a public institution that directly or indirectly exists because the taxpayers fund it. And what do we, the taxpayers, get for this? We get to witness Juan Williams being fired from NPR for merely speaking frankly about the very real threat this country faces from radical Islam”, blabbered the swim suit model.
The problem, Sarah, is that Juan evidently broke company policy. And from what I understand, it wasn't the first time.
In case you, Dear Reader, have been living in the Chilean mine and have absolutely no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, Juan Williams; NPR moderate and Fox “News” liberal got on Bill O'Really?s cable TV show on Fox “News” and admitted to filling his pants whenever he saw a Muslim wearing a rag on his head at the airport.
Actually, this is really what he said:
“I mean, look, Bill, I'm not a bigot. You know the kind of books I've written about the Civil Rights movement in this country,'' Williams, 56, said. ``But when I get on a plane, I got to tell you, if I see people who are in Muslim garb and I think, you know, they are identifying themselves first and foremost as Muslims, I get worried. I get nervous.''
Couple things wrong with that statement, violating NPR policy not withstanding; first of all, you don't say “I'm not a bigot, BUT”. You just called yourself a bigot by saying that, Dumbass.
Second, the fucking 9-11 hijackers weren't wearing Muslim garb. They were wearing regular fucking clothes and trying to blend in.
So, Juan, if you see a Muslim sticking out in a crowd, you are probably ok. He obviously ain't trying to sneak up and kill your dumb ass.
While, I'm still not sure if he deserves to be fired for saying that, I can certainly understand how NPR would like for its people to not act like goddam scardy cat bigots on the record.
Funny how last week your average conservatard wouldn't piss in Juan Williams mouth if his fucking tongue was on fire, now he's their goddam hero.
Where were they when NPR told their employees they couldn't attend the John Stewart rally in D.C.? How come they weren't all up in arms over that? Remember when Helen Thomas got fired for her stupid fucking statement about the Jews? How many of the Conservative Coalition came to her defense then? You guessed it. ZE-FUCKING-RO.
Juan Williams, however, came out smelling like a petunia on this though. He signed a multi-million dollar contract with Fox “News” where he will be allowed to talk all about how much he turns into a fucking pussy at the site of a foreigner without getting into trouble.
Plus, now he can attend John Stewart's rally if he wants too.
Good luck at Fox, Juan. They like black folks over there.

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Stop the Rewriting of History

Almost daily you read or hear the right wing fucktards blame the massive debt and spending on President Obama.
There is a concerted effort by the corporate media and their brain dead Ditto Heads to rewrite history as if the dumbass 43rd president never existed.
The video below shows that it was that dumbass with his hand out stretched, begging the American people to fund his TARP at nearly a trillion dollars.

Whenever you get a tweet or read a status or an email or what-the-fuck-ever, blaming the deficit and debt on Obama, direct them to this video. Demand they then defend their position or change it. Of course they will do neither as it is impossible to do the former and they will not do the latter because they hate Obama and want their fucking country back. (we ALL know what that means)
For added fun point out that if the dumbass had simply stuck with Clintons highly effective economic policies, our country probably would have been much less in debt. Also point out how big of an economic surplus his policies created.
The resulting various shades of red the idiots face turns can be entertaining. As highly amused as you would be at this moment, act all concerned about his health. Ask him can you fetch his blood pressure medication. Would he like to lie down for awhile. Shit like that. Point out that in France, his medication would be free.
But anyway, there are the uniformed people out there who hear their lies and have no reason not to believe it because there is no counter argument other than bloggers and 1 or 2 liberal pundits on TV and radio.
We need to reach these people and let them know that the Republicans and the Teabaggers are nothing but fucking liars, cretins, and stooges for the corporations.
Pointing out the facts is easy. Just remember you will NEVER change the mind of a hard core Fox “News” fan. If anybody thinks that Bill O'Reilly is an honest and balanced commentator, they are lost already. But you can bust them in front of a fence sitter. When they can't defend their position, they lose. And they can't. Because they are either idiots who will believe any fucking thing the right-wing tells them, or they are liars. Either way, they will never vote for progress. But the fence sitter may.
November 2nd is an important date for our country. I'm confident the Democratic Party will hold on to Congress, but let's not take that chance.
Social Conservatives have swept the elections in mid-terms before. The results were horrible for the nation. Let's not let that happen again.
Post that video on your blog. Send it out to any fence sitter that you know. Make a RWNJ defend his position on the lies he is saying about Obama.
All that needs to happen is for those of us who got out and voted in '08, is to vote again November 2nd. And list the fucking facts. We win. Easy.
Space Trucker... Out.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Etiquette Tips for Republicans and Teabaggers


GENERAL
1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
3. It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.
DINING OUT
1. When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup, and pour slowly so as not to "bruise " the fruit of the vine.
2. If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.
ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME
1. A centerpiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
2. Do not allow the dog to eat at the table...no matter how good his manners are.
PERSONAL HYGIENE
1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
2. Proper use of toiletries can forestall bathing for several days. However, if you live alone, deodorant is a waste of good money.
3. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a social no-no, as they tend to detract from a woman's jewelry and alter the taste of finger foods.
DATING (Outside the Family)
1. Always offer to bait your date's hook, especially on the first date.
2. Be aggressive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you since I read that stuff on the bathroom wall two years ago. "
3. Establish with her parents what time she is expected back. Some will say 10:00 PM Others might say "Monday. " If the latter is the answer, it is the man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
THEATER ETIQUETTE
1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up immediately after the movie has ended.
2. Refrain from talking to characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you.
WEDDINGS
1. Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
2. Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds may get you shot.
3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
DRIVING ETIQUETTE
1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles Even if the gun is loaded, and the deer is in sight.
2. When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape.
4. When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
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Wednesday, October 13, 2010

It's My Party and I'll Lie if I Want To

“If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.” ~Adlai E. Stevenson

The problem about the above quote is, the goddam Democrats will NOT tell the truth about the Repug bastards. Even with the outrageous bullshit from the likes of Sarah “Death Panels” Palin and other factually challenged nuts on the right, those on the left simply will not list the facts that would not only make themselves look good, but show what a bunch of lying fuckers the Republicans are.
I'm not going into a list of all the lies the G.O.P. are spewing on a regular basis. The fucking Internet ain't big enough to hold an article of that size.
The best thing to do is assume that anything coming from a Republican or anyone from their mouth piece, Fox “News”, is a lie.
This article isn't really about the all the lies the Right routinely vomits on us, but specifically on the lie that Democrats are just as guilty of ethic malfeasance and crimes as Republicans.
Think about it. Whenever a Republican gets his ass in trouble, ethically or legally, the apologist defense is always, “They all do it. One side is just as bad as the other.”
I remember when the sorry sack of feces, Richard Milhouse Nixon got busted, the apologist creed was, “He didn't do anything all the others haven't done. He just got caught.”
Most people with only a molecule of decency know that you don't justify bad behavior by pointing at other bad behavior.
The Republicans however, not only do that very thing but they make up bullshit on the Dems to point at to justify their unethical actions.
I heard Al Franken back when he had his program on Air America Radio, that someone needs to make a split screen presentation, with the Democratic Party on the left in blue and the Republican Party on the right in red, and have it start scrolling the criminal and ethical scandals of both parties. Which one do you think would go on and on and on?
I have done similar challenges with people on Twitter and other online scenarios. I would challenge some right wing fucktard do go back and forth with me in a debate. He would name a Democratic crime or such, and then I would do the same with a Republican. My challenge was that I could keep going on long after he couldn't think of anymore on the Democrats. As of this writing, nary a soul has taken me up on that challenge.
No one is saying that the Democratic Party is made up of wonderful sin free and squeaky clean individuals, but they no way come close to what the Republican party does in criminal and unethical behavior.
For instance, the bastards loooove to point at the Clinton administration as an example of corruption in the Democratic ranks. However, do you know how many people in his administration were felony convicted? Two. Yes only fucking two in the whole eight goddam years.
Lets look at their bastion of decency, honor, and honesty, Ronald Wilson Reagan.
This bastard had at least 138 members of his administration that were either convicted, arrested, or indicted of misconduct or criminal behavior. After plea bargains and technical overturns, he had at least 61 felony convictions all within his eight years in office.
But it didn't stop there. If it weren't for George Herbert Bush and his Christmas Eve PRE-TRIAL pardons on the Iran-Contra scandal, there would have been more. What? You didn't know that Bush Bastard pardoned those fuckers BEFORE they even went to trial? Robbing the American people of finding out the truth of what the fuck really happened on Iran-Contra? Gee, you would have thought that the liberal (cough) media would have been all over that.

So this is what we have: Republicans committing atrocious criminal behavior all over the fucking place then pointing at Bill Clinton getting a blow job from his chubby girl friend as justification for their actions.
By this successful, yet dishonest, way of defending themselves the Repukes have managed to turn a significant portion of the voting public apathetic towards politics. That and the fucktards they reach with their racist and homophobic messages gives them the chance they need to squeak through elections. That and boat loads of fucking money from corporations.
Seriously. Don't fall for that Fox “News” and A.M. hate radio bullshit. Think for yourself. Research for yourself.
I imagine if you read this far you are more inclined to be a progressive than a regressive as the regressive conservative mind usually can't handle reading anything with more letters than a fucking bumper sticker.
So, if you are one of those apathetic people, disillusioned about the party system in America, research what I just said. Then get out and vote to keep the lying bastards from regaining power in congress.
Don't listen to their outrageous bullshit. If it is to crazy to be true, it is.
Get out and vote. Then hold your representatives to what they promised.
If you are dissatisfied with how the Democrats are doing, just imagine how you will feel if the Bush era idiots gets back in there.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Newt's Message (and the truth, wow novel idea!)


http://www.newt.org/newt-direct/strategy-memo-closing-argument


Another example of the skewing of the issues by the right. The tax increases that Newt refers to in this “memo” are actually the expiration of the Bush era tax cuts, which gave minimal tax relief to the lower and middle class, but gave a windfall to the top 2 – 3 percent of the wealthiest Americans. At the time the tax cuts were enacted, the tax rate for the wealthiest, for individuals and couples filing jointly earning over $307,050 per year was 38.6 percent. That was reduced to 35 percent.

To see the comparison:

A couple earning $500,000.00 a year, got a tax break of $18,000.00 a year

A Wall Street Banker earning $10 million a year got a tax break of $360,000.00 a year

There is agreement within both parties that the Bush tax cuts should be continued for taxpayers earning under $250,000.00 a year. The Republicans are dead set on obstructing an extension of those cuts, which everyone agrees on, to get their piece of the pie, the extension of tax cuts for the wealthy. If we are going to talk about this subject, and give examples, let’s put all the examples out there. The Newts don’t want to show the true facts, because the true facts are that the Republicans want to keep the tax cuts for the wealthy Americans while using scare tactics,skewed representations and obstructionism to cause the electorate to give them the means to accomplish their goals.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Why I'm Voting Republican

When you think about it; why fight it?
Vote G.O.P. on November 2nd. These are the reasons why: