Thursday, March 26, 2009

Fueling the Paranoia of the Foil Fedora Crowd

Nothing can create the illusion of government conspiracy more than sealed documents. For some reason the geniuses in the Warren Commission thought it would be in everyone's best interest to seal the findings of the Kennedy Assassination until sometime in the future.
This harebrained decision caused a furor of conspiracy theories about who really shot Kennedy. Everything from Johnson, to the Mafia, to the Military Industrial Complex.
True X-File stuff.
The new tinfoil hat stuff is, of course, the World Trade Center attack and the former Bush Administrations planning and involvement.

While I have no doubt these evil bastards would do something like that in a heartbeat if they thought they could get away with it (and I suspected them at first), I don't believe they did for one reason: IT FUCKING WORKED!
If the Bush Bastards were truly behind the 9-11 attacks, then it is their one lone success.
I doubt these clowns could find a hard dick in a whorehouse during a Navy shore leave, let alone plan an execute an attack like the one on 9-11.
The aviation industry has, it seems, sealed close to a million pages of documents related to the hijackings.
Some families are suing to get the documents unsealed.
My question is: How were they ever sealed in the first fucking place? There can not be any national security shit in commercial airline operations.
The attack on 9-11 was an attack on ALL of America, not just the victims that were killed. That information belongs to us. Release it. Quit fucking fueling the conspiracies.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Democrats Take Knife Out of Obamas' Back Long Enough To Cut on Budget

Democrats Take Knife To Obama's Budget
To meet those goals, Sen. Kent Conrad (D-N.D.), chairman of the Senate Budget Committee, said he would leave out new spending for Obama's proposed expansion of health care coverage

Fuck. Why do we even need Republicans? Their seem to be plenty enough Democrats doing the job well enough for them already. Bastards.

Monday, March 23, 2009

No Need To Get Both Sides Of The Story

Only liars and people so far divorced from reality can actually make the claim that the mainstream media is "liberal".
The Washington Post, a spewer of corporate lies and propaganda ran an article on the Employee Free Choice Act with only the view point of the corporations. No need to quote any labor leaders. Fuckers.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

N.M. Governor Signs Bill Banning State Sponsored Murder

Gov. Bill Richardson(D)- Clinton Backstabber, signed legislation Wednesday repealing New Mexico's death penalty, making it the second state to ban executions since the U.S. Supreme Court reinstated the death penalty in 1976.
It is about time we ended this barbaric practice. There is absolutely no justification for killing prisoners. None. It is obviously not a deterrent, and never has been.
Ain't it funny that just about all the death penalty advocates are usually right-wing government haters who routinely blabber about how fucking inept government is. Funny when it come to executions, they suddenly think the government is competent and should be trusted.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Wrestling With Science Fiction

The last few years, we have seen some really stupid shit coming from the geniuses at NBC. Now some monkey has decided to change the name of the Sci-Fi Channel to SyFy. Evidently some executives overheard some wrestling (pronounced rasslin, in these parts) fans referring to the network as Skee-Fee.
Well as stupid as it is, they may as well do it, as there is very little Science Fiction on the Sci-Fi Channel anymore. Primetime hours are now filled with fucking wrestling and choke…gag… Ghost Hunters. Fuck me, are they gonna bring back John Edwards?
Look at this stupid ass logo:

I can imagine greater. Much greater. How about imagining some GODDAMN SCIENCE FICTION you Fuckers?! Or at least imagine some goddamn better grammar.
What pisses me off the most is, there are thousands upon thousands of hours of good science fiction they could be showing. The Invaders, UFO, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea… the goddamn list is fucking endless. Instead we are barraged with programming geared to the fucktards of society. And now they are making sure the fucktards know how to pronounce sci-fi correctly.
I am blaming this on George W. Bush. The whole country got fucking stupider the moment that retard darkened the White House door.
Click here for the article.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Twittering My Thumbs

Got PC problems today so I will mainly be twittering from my cell phone.
You should be able to follow my tweets on the form to the right.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Ws Former Science Advisor

LOL! What is wrong with this cartoon is, the Fucktards all wear suits and ties and are adorned with crucifixes.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Obama: Seperate Science and Religulous Insanity

I can remember when seeing a headline like that would be weird because no one would think that there would be a need for an American President to take that initiative because the separation of the two is self evident.
After eight years of superstition, fear, and rabid anti-scientific policies, just looking in the right direction (or the left if you are talking politically) is enough to make headlines.
Look at the first line from the article on CNN:
As President Obama reversed the Bush administration's limits on embryonic stem-cell research, he said scientific decisions must be "based on facts, not ideology."
Good gravy! Isn’t that a refreshing thing to hear from a president than the incoherent babblings of a dim wit?
Remember when Bush said, The jury is still out on evolution? In any other western democracy a politician saying that would never even be voted dogcatcher.

Maybe fear and superstition will finally burn itself out with proper leadership. It may take a long time, but at least we are once again heading in that direction.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Brokeback Limbaugh

Ha ha. Lets see if we can keep them in bed together for a looong time!

Back to the Future

Good news for America as Obama continues to lead the country out of the Dark Ages known as the Bush Years:
Click Here
Today's a big day for science in the Oval Office. The big news, of course, is that President Obama is scheduled to sign an executive order lifting the Bush-era restriction on federal funding of embryonic stem cell research, but the order is part of a bigger roll-out in which he will officially showcase his administration's commitment to science.

Just imagine if America had not been cheated out of the winner of the 2000 election. Al Gore is a man of science and logic and it is pretty certain that if he was at the helm for the last 8 years we would have been encouraging medical research to help the sick and dying, instead of offering them prayers.

Science and technology are kryptonite to the social conservative.

The Washington D.C. birdcage liner has a good article on Obama reversing the Bush error on science.
Click Here.
"The president believes that it's particularly important to sign this memorandum so that we can put science and technology back at the heart of pursuing a broad range of national goals," Melody C. Barnes, director of Obama's Domestic Policy Council, told reporters during a telephone briefing yesterday.
Damn! That kind of thinking almost gives me a chubby! LOL

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Liar, Shithead, Fucktard, Republican

I know there are more important topics I should be covering, but I just LOVE smacking Rush Limbaugh around.
His ongoing comedy special is pure gold.
Limbaugh, a sibling of Jabba the Hutt and genuine fucktard if there ever was such a thing, routinely makes fun of peoples appearances as if he were some beefcake model. He took cheap shots like calling Chelsea Clinton the White House Dog while cackling in glee. When he made that crack, Chelsea was thirteen fucking years old. A real stand up guy.
As a young man he was a supporter of the Vietnam War, but saw fit to seek a medical deferment for a cyst on the crack of his ass. Since then he devoted a good deal of his radio show airtime to making jokes on a homeless Vietnam veteran who was crushed to death as he slept in a dumpster.
He became addicted to painkillers, and abused the drug so bad it cost him his hearing. He supplied his habit by breaking various laws one of which he was indicted on; doctor shopping. He received some kind of slap on the wrist and probation in which he broke when caught trying to bring Viagra into the U.S. with a phony prescription coming back from the Dominican Republic with several other men. Why he needed Viagra on a guys only trip with his wife back home is not quiet clear. What is clear however is that the Dominican Republic is well known for its thriving sex trade, including underage boys.
Mr. Family Values and troop supporter is the poster boy for hypocrite.
And now he is de facto leader of the Republican Party. HA HA
Whenever a Repugnant says anything bad about Pigboy, they have to issue an apology or face the wrath of the fucktards. LOL! I love it.
It is so obvious that he wants the Democrats in power. He had to play government apologist during Bushes disastrous eight years and now he is in blowhard heaven.
He achieved his popularity during Bill Clintons presidency by making up shit and making racists feel good about themselves again.
Now with all the attention he is getting for leading the obstructionists against Obamas honest attempt to fix the economy that George W. Bush fucked up so bad, his ego is almost as big as his girth.
Lets hope we can keep his ego swollen for many years to come, by keep the Republicans out of power.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Drinking Happy Hour Margaritas

only cell phone blogging now. steadily getting sillier as the end of happy hour approaches.

Sitting in the doctors office

Nurse thought I was here because of a growth on my neck. told her that was my head.

It Is All In Fun Until Someone Gets Herpes

Pretty funny clip from Stephen Colbert. If anyone still thinks that Fox "NEWS" is a relevant news organization, they definitely need to see this.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Spend a Nickel, Make a Quarter.

I finally decided that I needed to address the horseshit flopping around in the media, spurred on by the leader of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh and his many imitators.
As most people know, FDR and his New Deal policy has been a throbbing thorn in the ass of every Republican for decades.
One of the most successful programs ever, the New Deal elevated thousands of people out of poverty and kept just as many from starving to death. The thousands of jobs created turned the country around from the disastrous policies of the Herbert Hoover administration. Social Security implemented made sure that everyone would at least have a roof over their head and something to eat in their elder years. The TVA not only created thousands of jobs, but also put the rural areas of the south on a power grid and provided flood control along the Tennessee River.
The Repugs are now using their monopoly on the media to try and rewrite history to say that the New Deal was a failure and actually dragged the Great Depression out longer.
Of course this is fucking bullshit in the highest caliber and most people don’t believe it, despite the non stop bobble heads on Fox “News”, Cable “News” Network (CNN) and other corporate ran fascist propaganda outlets parroting the same talking points.
Their argument is, the New Deal never actually did anything for Americas economy. In fact it delayed it longer until FDR “lucked out” (their words not mine) with World War II.
The other night in a drinking hole, I got into a debate with one of these wing nuts. Keep in mind he is a working class fellow not some lying ass millionaire crying about needing a fucking tax cut.
He started parroting the shit he had heard Rush or some other fucktard say that day about how World War II had taken us out of the Great Depression, not the New Deal.
This is where I baited him: “How in the hell did a war get us out of a depression?” I exclaimed with fake shock.
Keep in mind I already knew what his answer would be. I guess I was kind of like a shyster in court knowing what a witnesses answer would be to a question ahead of time, but needing to ham it up for dramatic effect for the jury.
He started his practiced answer in detail saying how gearing up for war created jobs. Factories rehired to make tanks, guns, jeeps, ect.
I sat and listened to him nodding my head and answering affirmatively where he prompted me, building him up into thinking how he has managed to educate this dimwit liberal.
When he finished I said, “So you are saying the economy rebounded from all the work it took for the government to put into the war effort to fight the Empire of Japan and Fascist Europe?”
“That is right”, he elucidated proudly. “Just think of all the work needed to go from a peace time economy to war time. The economy had no choice but to rebound!”
“So”, I asked, “how come the economy can rejuvenate itself manufacturing bullets and shit to be sent and deployed in Europe and the Pacific, but money spent on building dams, roads, sewer systems, bridges, pipelines, stuff that we will utilize here in the U.S. will not?”
He opened his mouth to answer, but nothing immediately came out. Before he could stammer out some horseshit, I said: “It seems to me that all the stuff we made for war ended up staying overseas. Granted, the money spent to make it was spent here in America, but the product all went away. How can that be better than spending money on our own infrastructure? At least we will be using the product after it is done, will we not?”
Of course he had no answer, as there is none. Spending money on tangibles is much more efficient than burning it away.
Don’t get me wrong, I am all for a strong military and I know that we need to spend money on defense, but lets be realistic here. Rebuilding our crumbling infrastructure is very much needed, despite the cost, and we need the work. If war is the answer, the four trillion we have spent so far in Iraq should have us living in the land of milk and honey.
Don’t let the fucktards tell you different.

connection problems

can't seem to get on blogger other than with my cell phone. will be back later to post

Monday, March 2, 2009

Token and the Fat Bastard

The entertainment never ends. Read this article about RNC chairman Michael Steele.

Now here is the apology Steele had to make for attacking the REAL leader of the Republican Party.

Didn't take long did it? ha ha


I opened up an account on Twitter. If you want to follow me, my user there is: spacetrucker.

Bobby Jindal: Hilarious Ass-Clown

Just for shits and giggles, I looked up the Bobby Jindal rebuttal on you tube last night. I only seen bits and pieces of it as I missed his original telecast.
I swear, this fucktard is going to be comedic gold if the Repugnants decide to make him a face in the GOP. PLEASE LET IT HAPPEN
One conservative pundit was quoted as saying; “It was a good night for Sarah Palin”. ha ha That is not a compliment Sarah!
This ass clown pointed out that the reason we couldn’t trust the government to fix the economy was because the government dropped the ball on Katrina. What a fucking dumbass! What impeccable logic. The fumble by the Repugs and President Gilligan Bush on a hurricane is supposed to be proof that ALL government is inept.
Well, all the dems now have to do is point out that FEMA worked very well under President Clinton. With proper leadership comes proper service. Under the disastrous Bush years, all the appointees were not there for public service, but to line their own greedy pockets.
All the Democrats need to do now is use Jindals own words against them. It would be very easy to point out how quick and efficient the government has acted under previous administrations, but collapse like a house of cards under greedy, corporate controlled ones.
This is so much fucking fun. With the Nazis out of power and scrambling for any silly ass thing to remain relevant, progressives and liberals may stay in power for decades.
Maybe we should start up a fund for Palin/Jindal 2012! What do ya say? LOL