Monday, September 14, 2009

Thank Jeebus for Hydrocodone Cough Syrup

Hey folks. Spacetrucker here. Man, I have been fighting this fucking cold for over a week now.
I finally broke down and went to the doc-in-a-box the other day. When the quack finally came into the examining room, he stood as about as far away from me as he could as he asked me questions. It appeared to me that it broke his fucking heart to actually have to come up and touch me with his stethoscope.
He said my lungs were clear (which makes no sense to me as every time I take a deep or rapid breath I go into a coughing seizure and I can feel them rattle) and that I had just a viral infection that is going around.
Kinda disappointed me because if I am gonna have to be this fucking sick, I want it to be exotic.
It is after midnight on a Monday morning and I have to go to work in a few minutes. Of course I am wide fucking awake. I was out sick most of last week so, work will probably be a fucking bitch to get caught up on.
Anyway, it appears that I managed to escape Sarah Palins Death Panel this time and am able to fool them into think that I am, in fact, a contributing member of society.
Surfing around the Internets in my viral induced delirium I came across this video, I think it may be from Alan Colmes, but I am not sure.
It is some lovely pictures from Americas leading constitutional scholars during their visit to D.C. this past weekend.
Enjoy it. I am sure it will make your heart swell with pride as mine did when I first experienced it.
Hope to get on a regular posting schedule very soon.
Spacetrucker... Out

2 comments:

  1. Spacetrucker- you're right- these morons think they are constitutional law scholars. They probably barely passed high school history. You'd think having an ACTUAL constitutional law prof as president might help them learn something. Morons. Arrogance and ignorance- the most dangerous combination.
    Feel better.

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  2. Tea-baggers are giving rednecks a bad name!

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