Worst Apocalypse Ever

Well, another apocalypse has came and gone and the earth is still here.

The NRA is still here too. That asshole with the French name came out a few minutes ago and called for a cop at every school.

I guess we need that because we don't want our children living in a police state.

Bill O'Reilly can still hype up the War on Christmas. Happy Holidays, Bitch!

Boehner's "Plan B" is a failure. Maybe Plan C was the apocalypyse. If so, that failed too.

The so called fiscal cliff is still a reality. Fuck it. Leap off that mother fucker.

It is still seven goddam months until Breaking Bad comes back on. How many fucking raptures and shit between now and then?

Quentin Tarantino's movie "Django Unchained" starts on Christmas Day. I can't think of a better way to spend my money.

Obama is still the president, and while I think he is a marginally good president at best, he is light years ahead of what our alternative was. Plus the Republican tears are soooo fucking sweet.

The KKK is still here and are protesting the Westbourgho Baptist assholes. Dunno which side I should root for. Is it wrong to want both of them to be hit by a big fucking bus simultaneously?

Just some observations.

Old Dead Hands.

Remember this?
Back in the 20th century, sad has-been Charleton Heston challenged then Vice President Al Gore to pry that flintlock or musket or whatever the fuck it is out of his "cold dead hands".
Notice he didn't hold up a goddam assault rifle with a 30 round banana clip, did he?
It was easy to make that defying stand as no one was concerned about a fucking Daniel Boone gun.
To bad Al Gore didn't take him up on it.
Responsible gun owners are one thing.
The NRA is another.
They are just a lobbying group for the gun manufacturers and mouthpiece of the Republican Party.
They stoke fear and hate into the stupid people of our country and keep the fire burning as hot as possible.
They have spawned an idiotic sub-culture that worships guns and fears the government.
It is time to do something. It is time to make the NRA as outdated and about as useful as that fucking muzzle loader of Hestons.
Fuck the NRA.