Friday, December 21, 2012

Worst Apocalypse Ever

Well, another apocalypse has came and gone and the earth is still here.
The NRA is still here too. That asshole with the French name came out a few minutes ago and called for a cop at every school.
I guess we need that because we don't want our children living in a police state.
Bill O'Reilly can still hype up the War on Christmas. Happy Holidays, Bitch!
Boehner's "Plan B" is a failure. Maybe Plan C was the apocalypyse. If so, that failed too.
The so called fiscal cliff is still a reality. Fuck it. Leap off that mother fucker.
It is still seven goddam months until Breaking Bad comes back on. How many fucking raptures and shit between now and then?
Quentin Tarantino's movie "Django Unchained" starts on Christmas Day. I can't think of a better way to spend my money.
Obama is still the president, and while I think he is a marginally good president at best, he is light years ahead of what our alternative was. Plus the Republican tears are soooo fucking sweet.
The KKK is still here and are protesting the Westbourgho Baptist assholes. Dunno which side I should root for. Is it wrong to want both of them to be hit by a big fucking bus simultaneously?
Just some observations.

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