Showing posts with label teabagger. Show all posts
Showing posts with label teabagger. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

GOP: Close The Door On The Way Out

I remember this time four years ago, I thought that there could not be a more lopsided presidential race.
After all, Grandpa McCain had just picked an unvetted former swimsuit model to be his running mate, on top of coming off of the worse White House administration in the countries history.
The GOP was in a death spiral.
Then two years later, the fringe lunatics of the party managed to seize power in the mid terms, exploiting the fears of racists and imbeciles that the evil black man was going to take their guns from them and force them to marry a queer.
With that bunch or morons calling the shots, the GOP ran one helluva wacky ass clown car of a primary finally having to settle on a Massachusetts liberal they hated almost as much as they hated Obama. 
This lopsidedness makes 08 laughable.
Basically all Obama has to do now is just sit back and watch the implosion.
And that is what is happening with the GOP. Imploding. Ever seen a movie with a submarine having a hull breach? The vessel crumples in on itself.
That is what the Romney campaign looks like. It is not a slow motion train wreck as depicted by so many. It is a massive turd that has collapsed from its own weight and is now drying in the sun. A smudge of shit that is so massive, that people can not help but point and laugh while simultaneously being shocked and disgusted.
Sad really. While I was intending to give my vote to Obama, I was hoping that he would have to fight for it. Or at least act like he had to break a sweat to get it.
There is stuff to be critical of Obama and his first term. Unfortunately, he doesn't have to address that now. 
The GOP couldn't or wouldn't focus on an honest debate. Instead they elevated idiocy like the Birthers and tin foil hat wearing nutjobs to a national level and ran with that.
That was the only way they saw to be able to keep from having to pay their fair share of taxes.
Republican Party... It has been a hoot, but you won't be missed. Well, maybe a little... Like a toothache.

Monday, December 6, 2010

Asshole of the Week - Judson Phillips


Well, it hasn't been a week but I can't resist. I have to put up another ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK post.
This time the coveted award goes to Judson Phillips.
This racist rectum is the president of Tea Party Nation. One of several prominent Teabagger organizations flexing their sphincters.
Between the farting sounds coming from the bastards oral anus, Phillips announced his swell idea of restricting the right to vote to property owners.
Yeah. That's right you stupid Teabagger living in your rental property. If your hero had his way, you wouldn't have the right to fucking vote.
Here is the belching buttholes own words:
“The Founding Fathers originally said, they put certain restrictions on who gets the right to vote. It wasn't you were just a citizen and you got to vote. Some of the restrictions, you know, you obviously would not think about today. But one of those was you had to be a property owner. And that makes a lot of sense, because if you're a property owner you actually have a vested stake in the community. If you're not a property owner, you know, I'm sorry but property owners have a little bit more of a vested interest in the community than non-property owners.”
The Founding Fathers also restricted women, blacks, and Native Americans from voting. But, hey Teabaggers ain't bigots! Honest Injun!
Seeing how that a good portion of the Teabagger voting bloc are not property owners, it proves the point that I have been making since these assholes sprang in to existence last year: The Tea Party leadership is actually corporations and wealthy individuals.
If they really were populists and regular Americans, would they be voicing their disdain for so many of their voting bloc?
Using their media mouth pieces, they stir up the dumbasses out there into voting against their own best self interest. Not only are these idiots voting to give our treasury to the Uber-Wealthy, evidently they are voting to take away their own right to fucking vote. Amazing.
I guess you can say these Teabaggers hate the troops too.
Hey, it has to be true. Statistics show that a very large portion of the enlisted in our military branches are not property owners. What the fuck, whoever heard of letting cannon fodder have a voice anyway?
So a Royal Fuck You, Judson Phillips, you America Hating racist asshole. And fuck your asshole friends and fuck your asshole apologists.
And fuck the horse you rode in on.