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Monday, December 6, 2010

Asshole of the Week - Judson Phillips


Well, it hasn't been a week but I can't resist. I have to put up another ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK post.
This time the coveted award goes to Judson Phillips.
This racist rectum is the president of Tea Party Nation. One of several prominent Teabagger organizations flexing their sphincters.
Between the farting sounds coming from the bastards oral anus, Phillips announced his swell idea of restricting the right to vote to property owners.
Yeah. That's right you stupid Teabagger living in your rental property. If your hero had his way, you wouldn't have the right to fucking vote.
Here is the belching buttholes own words:
“The Founding Fathers originally said, they put certain restrictions on who gets the right to vote. It wasn't you were just a citizen and you got to vote. Some of the restrictions, you know, you obviously would not think about today. But one of those was you had to be a property owner. And that makes a lot of sense, because if you're a property owner you actually have a vested stake in the community. If you're not a property owner, you know, I'm sorry but property owners have a little bit more of a vested interest in the community than non-property owners.”
The Founding Fathers also restricted women, blacks, and Native Americans from voting. But, hey Teabaggers ain't bigots! Honest Injun!
Seeing how that a good portion of the Teabagger voting bloc are not property owners, it proves the point that I have been making since these assholes sprang in to existence last year: The Tea Party leadership is actually corporations and wealthy individuals.
If they really were populists and regular Americans, would they be voicing their disdain for so many of their voting bloc?
Using their media mouth pieces, they stir up the dumbasses out there into voting against their own best self interest. Not only are these idiots voting to give our treasury to the Uber-Wealthy, evidently they are voting to take away their own right to fucking vote. Amazing.
I guess you can say these Teabaggers hate the troops too.
Hey, it has to be true. Statistics show that a very large portion of the enlisted in our military branches are not property owners. What the fuck, whoever heard of letting cannon fodder have a voice anyway?
So a Royal Fuck You, Judson Phillips, you America Hating racist asshole. And fuck your asshole friends and fuck your asshole apologists.
And fuck the horse you rode in on.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Asshole of the Week

Greetings Citizens and welcome to the first posting of what I hope to become a regular feature: ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK.
I would like to hopefully make it a truly weekly feature posting on a certain day, but the way I am, I'm sure that is unlikely. For awhile anyway. I may post more than once a week, or may go weeks without posting.
This should be fun though, and with as many assholes as there are, it probably would be easy enough to make an ASSHOLE OF THE DAY.
Anyway, pardon the smell of shit.



And the first Asshole of the Week goes to Senator Alan Simpson (R- Milk Cow Tits)
This heartless and evil bastard, trying his best to emulate Dick Cheney or Montgomery Burns, earlier this year said: "And yes, I've made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know 'em too. It's the same with any system in America. We've reached a point now where it's like a milk cow with 310 million tits! Call when you get honest work!"
He supposedly half-assed apologized for his remarks, but then he more recently went and called people who want to have Social Security available, “Greedy”.
Yes that's right, Citizen. You are a greedy person because money you expect to have available for you in your elder years, that money you have been paying in your whole goddam life, yes that fucking money... you expect it to be there.
What a soulless and shitty dick.
Yeah, you greedy fuckers should be happy to eat cat food and live in the street somewhere.
What makes people like him? Wealthy and comfortable in life, why the fuck do they have such disdain for people with lesser means.
Social Security is the back bone of 98% of every Americans retirement plans. It is needed. It has paid in by the people. And they are greedy.
You are an asshole Alan Simpson. Fuck you, you old miserable bastard. Hopefully I will live long enough to stop by, on my way to cash my S.S. Check, and recycle a pale ale on your grave.