Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Alabama Governor: Right Wing Jizz Belcher


Bob Reilly (R-Fucktard) took his mouth off of Rush Limbaughs cock long enough to make the statement that Alabama would not be taking any money from that uppity nigger in the White House.
“Fuck the unemployed”, he said. “I know I speak for all Alabamians that we had rather let the lazy bastards starve before taking one cent from any Muslim terrorist. Ain’t that right Rush?”
The mutated pig man answered by grabbing The Honorable Governor by his hair and shoving his head back down on his flabby smelly cock,
After humping the bastards mouth another three minutes, Americas Doctor of Democracy let out a swine like squeal and blew his pig seed in the Republican Leaders mouth.
“Talent on loan from GAWWD!” he groaned as he pushed Reilly away from him.

Reilly stood up doing his best to wipe the hog cum off of his chin. "As I was saying, there are to many strings attached to this money. I don’t like strings, except for the strings of el Rusbos semen when it is dripping off my chin. We will send a message that Alabama is even stupider than people think. We will let our people starve on the streets before taking one red cent from our Commie government!”

A grunt from the porker behind him and Bob cut it short. “Excuse me”, he said salivating, “It is time for Mr. Limbaughs rimjob.”

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