Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Shelby the Cock Sucker Part 2

Richard Shelby (R-Cum Gargler Extraordinaire) attempted to clarify his Obama statement about Obama not being an American citizen.
He claimed the paper quoted him out of context and then this:
"At the town hall meeting in Cullman, Sen. Shelby laid out the Constitutional qualifications for the Presidency and said that, while he hasn't personally seen the Uppity Niggers birth certificate, he is confident that the matter has been thoroughly examined," Shelby's spokesman said in a written statement.
The local fish wrap that covered the story stood by its reporting. Calling Shelby a liar, they asked any local citizens to come forward if they have a recording of the event.
While hopes for such evidence is doubtful as most of the people at the event seemed to be more fascinated with picking boogers and ear wax out of their orifices than operating new fangled tape recorders, the possibility always exists.
At this time it is not clear if the leader of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh, has read and approved the clarifications put out by the Senators office.

As usual, the fucking lying, bastard will try to weasel out of what he said. The shit head probably didn’t think it would make national news, after all it was just a town hall meeting with some local rubes.

Here is an idea:
This is a copy of Obamas birth certificate.

Why don’t we print it and fax it to Shelbys office so we can make sure he has seen it. Maybe we should add a thank you note for him laying out the Constitutional qualifications for being president, as I am sure no one would know without his elucidation.

Here is Huntsville office fax number:
(256) 772-8387

(205) 731-1386

(205) 759-5067

(334) 223-7317

(251) 694-4166

Remember be polite. Leave the rudeness here on the blog!

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