Friday, September 10, 2010

Burn Notice

It tells me, that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try *reading* books instead of *burning* them! Professor Henry Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

Well, another religiously insane bigot has captured the nations attention.
This fucktard in the name of Jeebus was going to sponsor a “Burn a Koran Day” in Gainesville, Florida on September 11th in the hopes of pointing out the evils of Islam.
The Rev. Terry Jones, pastor of the Dove World Outreach Center and author of “Islam is of the Devil”, is bleeding his fifteen minutes of fame drier than the tongue in the mouth of an infidel staked spread eagle in the Sahara Desert.
Update: As I am writing this, he is flip flopping and dancing around whether or not he will go through with it.
While those of you who know me, know that I am no more a fan of Islam than I am of Christianity, Scientology or any other silly ass belief, you do know that I am a HUUUGE fan of the first amendment.
This fucking idiot, and I am sorry that I am insulting fucking idiots all over the country by calling him that, has every bit the right to have his Jesus hates Islam BBQ.
Unless he's violating some city burn ordinance, let him have it.
Yeah this is going to piss the crazy bastards off but honestly, can we possibly piss them off anymore than bombing the fucking shit out of them like we've been doing for the better part of the last decade?
Instead of asking him to not do it, like some prominent leaders did, they should have just pointed at the goddam idiot and laughed like Hell.
They should have said, “See? We even let our batshit insane citizens have freedom of speech! After all, we are the home of Fox “News” for Christs sakes!”
They could have went on and said that the insane fringe society in no way speaks for the rational people of America. Hell, they have high paid speech writers, they could have come up with something that made the idiot Nazi look stupid and at the same time made themselves look patriotic.
Oh by the way, if you right wingers want us to stop comparing you to Nazis, QUIT ACTING LIKE ONE!
You know who the most famous fucking book burner in history is? Yeah, you got it! This motherfucker:
You leave your dumbasses wide fucking open to this comparison every time you bring up the book burning thing.
Seriously, what is it with social conservatives and book burnings?
Do books really represent such a threat to them that they have to destroy every one that they don't like?
Well, they don't read that much so they were told by Glenn Beck or some other hate monger not to like it.
I mean, I hate and disagree with Ann Coulter with every molecule of my body, but I have never advocated burning that evil cunts books.
Same with that idiot Sarah Palin. Since I don't agree or like what they say, I JUST DON'T BUY THEM! Not that hard. Plus I don't look like a fucking Nazi either.
Anyway, getting back to the religiously insane asshole from Florida, The last thing I heard from him say is that he will hold off his book torching if the so called Mosque in New York isn't built.
Comparing a book burning to the construction of a community center is so inane and asinine, it actually boggles the mind.
This idiot is going to milk this bullshit as long as he can. He will probably end up getting a Senior Islamic Expert job on Fox “News” for it.
Our corporate controlled media is going to cover this and distort it as much as possible in hopes that President Obama can say something that they can distort into stirring up more hatred for him and his policies.
They are doing this because they are nothing more than an organ for the Republican Party who wants to keep the Democrats and Obama on the defense trying to protect the Constitution.
Yeah, you hear that? The Constitution applies to Muslim-Americans too. I know that ain't popular right now, but they have as much of a right to their insanity as the talking snake crowd does.
If the media were really concerned with preachers with a message they would be covering that idiot from the “God Hates Fags” church. But that isn't politically viable for the Repugs right now because, for some reason they can't fathom, Americans don't seem to hate gays that much anymore.
Mexicans and Muslims are the new queers and niggers, and by-god they are gonna stir up that hate and spoon feed it to the open mouths of the hate mongering Christoids by the truck load.
So in summary, let the idiot have his “Burn a Koran Day”. The rest of us will observe 9-11 for what it was; a terrible day that three thousand Americans were murdered.
I believe most of the Muslim world will know that the book burning is not what we stand for. As far as the crazy-ass suicide bombers that will get riled up, they already hate us. And they will continue to hate us as long as we stay in their home and kill them.
I'm outta here. Gotta plan my Burn a Pig and Chicken slathered in KC BBQ Sauce Day on 9-11.
Steve the Space Trucker.


  1. It seems funny to me that the first time you heard anything about this dumbass preacher connecting his book burning to the "Ground Zero Mosque" was when he was in danger of having his 15 minutes of fame sizzling out. If this subject had received the benign neglect that it deserved, then he could have toasted marshmallows dancing around the fire with his 50 idiot followers, no one would be in danger as a result and we would all not be having one more non issue to waste our time with.

  2. Glad you are blogging again. This was one of the best you've written and you said it better than I could. I am so angry at these idiots (a preacher here in Tennessee has announced hes intent to do the same damn thing)seem bent on escalating a holy war. Reckon they're hoping for the rapture and convinced they'll be first on the god ship to heaven.