Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bastard. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

The Root of All Evil Part One

Let's play pretend.
Pretend you are godawful fucking rich. I mean so insanely wealthy that you will never have to worry about money the rest of your life. Neither will your kids, grand kids, or great grand kids.
You can do anything you want in this world that is physically or technologically possible to be done. Anything. You could fly to Paris for fucking breakfast whenever you want. Build your own goddam spaceship if you wanted to. Buy the fucking bar you are getting hammered at because you ain't ready for the last call.
That kind of rich.
What could be left to give you pleasure?
Well, if you are an American gazillionaire, you would probably find the only pleasure left is in making other people miserable.
Take your typical "job creator".
He and his homies come into a community. They notice that it has a manufacturing plant that is pretty much the anchor of the towns economy.
They then buy into it, aquiring a majority of the stocks. Borrow against the assets, give themselves HUGE fucking bonuses, then drive the company into the dirt causing it to go bankrupt, wiping out any pensions the workers may have or nullifying any labor contract that may be in place.
Remember, they are already richer than God before they did this.
This destroyed company is now worthless and can be bought up for pennies on the dollar. And since their probably is still a demand for whatever it was they were making, the whole kit and kaboodle is sent to China for the exploitation of slave children in sweat shops. This, of course, drives the stock up and the millionaire bastards get even fucking richer.
Now to be able to do this type of atrocity you would have to completely sever yourself from any empathy you may have for your fellow countrymen.
If you had compassion, it would be very discomforting to know that a wife was weeping in fear of the uncertain future, held tightly in her laid off husbands arms who was vainly whispering that things would be ok and he would find work somewhere.
To know that the kids would be told that Santa would not be coming this year, like he did last year, would cause normal compassionate people varying degrees of guilt and shame for causing it.
As a filthy rich millionaire, you would not only find these things pleasurable, you would, much like a sex addict, feverishly trying to pound out one more dry orgasm from his raw and abused member, while watching people exploited on underground porn, exploit the very same people you sent into bankruptcy as moochers and takers.
You would yell that they should quit drawing unemployment insurance and get off their lazy entitled asses and get to work.
You would gleefully point out that they should simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
You would whisper to a fellow millionaire, "Hey check this out. See if I can do it with a straight face", and then tell all these broken and destroyed families that you can help them by giving yourself yet another tax cut, after all you are a job creator.
If any displaced worker manages to have his voice heard, simple shout over it with all of the media you own and tell him he is in the place he is because it is the unions fault.
You could run for president. After all, George W. Bush got to be president for his own personal pleasure.
If that fails because your friends voter suppression scheme didn't work as planned, their would be no need to feel down.
Their are tons of working class people out there that you can exploit to get your spirits up.
Pull the strings of your state level politicians. Make them ramrod a union busting law through in the middle of the night in the biggest labor union built state in the country.
Do it during the holidays and consider it a Christmas gift.
Use the media you own to push for Medicare and Social Security cuts.
Offer as a compromise, making millionaire tax cuts permanent, to any ideas of letting the Bush era tax cuts expire as they were designed to do. Don't worry. The legislative politicians you are controlling have no danger of losing their seats because of the creative gerrymandering you engineered.

End Part 1.

The recent school shootings has put me off on writing this post for awhile. I will finish it up later.


Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Asshole of the Week

Greetings Citizens and welcome to the first posting of what I hope to become a regular feature: ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK.
I would like to hopefully make it a truly weekly feature posting on a certain day, but the way I am, I'm sure that is unlikely. For awhile anyway. I may post more than once a week, or may go weeks without posting.
This should be fun though, and with as many assholes as there are, it probably would be easy enough to make an ASSHOLE OF THE DAY.
Anyway, pardon the smell of shit.



And the first Asshole of the Week goes to Senator Alan Simpson (R- Milk Cow Tits)
This heartless and evil bastard, trying his best to emulate Dick Cheney or Montgomery Burns, earlier this year said: "And yes, I've made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know 'em too. It's the same with any system in America. We've reached a point now where it's like a milk cow with 310 million tits! Call when you get honest work!"
He supposedly half-assed apologized for his remarks, but then he more recently went and called people who want to have Social Security available, “Greedy”.
Yes that's right, Citizen. You are a greedy person because money you expect to have available for you in your elder years, that money you have been paying in your whole goddam life, yes that fucking money... you expect it to be there.
What a soulless and shitty dick.
Yeah, you greedy fuckers should be happy to eat cat food and live in the street somewhere.
What makes people like him? Wealthy and comfortable in life, why the fuck do they have such disdain for people with lesser means.
Social Security is the back bone of 98% of every Americans retirement plans. It is needed. It has paid in by the people. And they are greedy.
You are an asshole Alan Simpson. Fuck you, you old miserable bastard. Hopefully I will live long enough to stop by, on my way to cash my S.S. Check, and recycle a pale ale on your grave.