Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Asshole of the Week

Greetings Citizens and welcome to the first posting of what I hope to become a regular feature: ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK.
I would like to hopefully make it a truly weekly feature posting on a certain day, but the way I am, I'm sure that is unlikely. For awhile anyway. I may post more than once a week, or may go weeks without posting.
This should be fun though, and with as many assholes as there are, it probably would be easy enough to make an ASSHOLE OF THE DAY.
Anyway, pardon the smell of shit.

And the first Asshole of the Week goes to Senator Alan Simpson (R- Milk Cow Tits)
This heartless and evil bastard, trying his best to emulate Dick Cheney or Montgomery Burns, earlier this year said: "And yes, I've made some plenty smart cracks about people on Social Security who milk it to the last degree. You know 'em too. It's the same with any system in America. We've reached a point now where it's like a milk cow with 310 million tits! Call when you get honest work!"
He supposedly half-assed apologized for his remarks, but then he more recently went and called people who want to have Social Security available, “Greedy”.
Yes that's right, Citizen. You are a greedy person because money you expect to have available for you in your elder years, that money you have been paying in your whole goddam life, yes that fucking money... you expect it to be there.
What a soulless and shitty dick.
Yeah, you greedy fuckers should be happy to eat cat food and live in the street somewhere.
What makes people like him? Wealthy and comfortable in life, why the fuck do they have such disdain for people with lesser means.
Social Security is the back bone of 98% of every Americans retirement plans. It is needed. It has paid in by the people. And they are greedy.
You are an asshole Alan Simpson. Fuck you, you old miserable bastard. Hopefully I will live long enough to stop by, on my way to cash my S.S. Check, and recycle a pale ale on your grave.

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